Thursday Funny!!
A SOUTH DAKOTA COUPLE DECIDED TO GO TO FLORIDA TO THAW OUT DURING A PARTICULARLY ICY WINTER. THEY PLANNED TO STAY AT THE SAME HOTEL
WHERE THEY SPENT THEIR HONEYMOON 20 YEARS EARLIER.
BECAUSE OF HECTIC SCHEDULES, IT WAS DIFFICULT TO COORDINATE
THEIR TRAVEL SCHEDULES. SO, THE HUSBAND LEFT SOUTH DAKOTA
AND FLEW TO FLORIDA ON THURSDAY, WITH HIS WIFE FLYING DOWN
THE FOLLOWING DAY. THE HUSBAND CHECKED INTO THE HOTEL.
THERE WAS A COMPUTER IN HIS ROOM, SO HE DECIDED TO SEND AN EMAIL TO HIS WIFE. HOWEVER, HE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT OUT ONE LETTER IN HER EMAIL ADDRESS, AND WITHOUT REALIZING HIS ERROR, SENT THE EMAIL.
MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE IN HOUSTON, A WIDOW HAD JUST RETURNED
HOME FROM HER HUSBAND'S FUNERAL. HE WAS A MINISTER WHO WAS CALLED HOME TO GLORY FOLLOWING A HEART ATTACK.
THE WIDOW DECIDED TO CHECK HER EMAIL EXPECTING MESSAGES FROM RELATIVES AND FRIENDS. AFTER READING THE FIRST MESSAGE,
SHE SCREAMED AND FAINTED. THE WIDOW'S SON RUSHED INTO THE ROOM,
FOUND HIS MOTHER ON THE FLOOR, AND SAW THE COMPUTER SCREEN WHICH
READ:
TO: MY LOVING WIFE
SUBJECT: I'VE ARRIVED
DATE: DECEMBER 16, 2005
I KNOW YOU'RE SURPRISED TO HEAR FROM ME. THEY HAVE COMPUTERS HERE NOW AND YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SEND EMAILS TO YOUR LOVED ONES.
I'VE JUST ARRIVED AND HAVE BEEN CHECKED IN. I SEE THAT EVERYTHING HAS
BEEN PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THEN.
HOPE YOUR JOURNEY IS AS UNEVENTFUL AS MINE WAS.
PS SURE IS FREAKING HOT DOWN HERE!!!!!
WHERE THEY SPENT THEIR HONEYMOON 20 YEARS EARLIER.
BECAUSE OF HECTIC SCHEDULES, IT WAS DIFFICULT TO COORDINATE
THEIR TRAVEL SCHEDULES. SO, THE HUSBAND LEFT SOUTH DAKOTA
AND FLEW TO FLORIDA ON THURSDAY, WITH HIS WIFE FLYING DOWN
THE FOLLOWING DAY. THE HUSBAND CHECKED INTO THE HOTEL.
THERE WAS A COMPUTER IN HIS ROOM, SO HE DECIDED TO SEND AN EMAIL TO HIS WIFE. HOWEVER, HE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT OUT ONE LETTER IN HER EMAIL ADDRESS, AND WITHOUT REALIZING HIS ERROR, SENT THE EMAIL.
MEANWHILE, SOMEWHERE IN HOUSTON, A WIDOW HAD JUST RETURNED
HOME FROM HER HUSBAND'S FUNERAL. HE WAS A MINISTER WHO WAS CALLED HOME TO GLORY FOLLOWING A HEART ATTACK.
THE WIDOW DECIDED TO CHECK HER EMAIL EXPECTING MESSAGES FROM RELATIVES AND FRIENDS. AFTER READING THE FIRST MESSAGE,
SHE SCREAMED AND FAINTED. THE WIDOW'S SON RUSHED INTO THE ROOM,
FOUND HIS MOTHER ON THE FLOOR, AND SAW THE COMPUTER SCREEN WHICH
READ:
TO: MY LOVING WIFE
SUBJECT: I'VE ARRIVED
DATE: DECEMBER 16, 2005
I KNOW YOU'RE SURPRISED TO HEAR FROM ME. THEY HAVE COMPUTERS HERE NOW AND YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SEND EMAILS TO YOUR LOVED ONES.
I'VE JUST ARRIVED AND HAVE BEEN CHECKED IN. I SEE THAT EVERYTHING HAS
BEEN PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THEN.
HOPE YOUR JOURNEY IS AS UNEVENTFUL AS MINE WAS.
PS SURE IS FREAKING HOT DOWN HERE!!!!!
posted by ::Ali:: at
12:52 PM
6 Comments:
lmao!!!
LMAO! Too funny!
LMAO that is fynnt =)
OMG, That was insanely funny at 9am this morning LOL.
Hope you dont mind me reading, got here from Blue's blog.
Have a great weekend!!
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Ofcourse not Jaws! Come by and post anytime!!All Blue and Java's friends are welcome here!!
LMAO THAT is hilarious . . . and even more funny for me b/c my aunt and uncle (and a few cousins) live in SD, and of course, I'm in FL . . . and then we have several other relatives in Houston! heheehee! :D
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